Crazy

There’s a commercial that has been airing the last few weeks, I’m thinking it’s a razor commercial but I’m not completely sure seeing as how I can never watch it to the end. It’s the one where normal things keep turning into water, like the boy and girl on the bed and she hits him in the face with a pillow but when it makes contact it turns to water. What the heck?! That’s insane. My mind wants to splinter at the thought of it. Erik thinks it’s funny to imagine what I’d do if it ever happened to me, he says they’d stick me in an empty padded cell. I say if they did that I’d probably drown in it, pillows for walls equals you’re under water.